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"I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my room, using my phone as a flashlight..."
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"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"What is JigSaw's favorite genre of music? Trap"
"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"
"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
"How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? 13, 1 to actually do it and the other 12 talk about how much better they could have done it."
"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"
"What did one tooth say to the other tooth? ""Thar's gold in them thar fills."""