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Joke of the Day

"I once farted in an elevator it was wrong on so many levels."

"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."

"Did you hear about the chemist who died of lead poisoning? He tried to make himself a Pb&J sandwich"

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."

"I went off on a tan gent once He was wasting all his time at the beach"

"Why did the Korean restaurant have a lesbian appreciation day? Because they know they love to eat pussy!"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite flavor of Tic Tac? ..... Tempermint"

"How is a Jew like a new pair of eyeglasses? They're both tight in the temples."

"The Trump presidency will be fine... Remember when NWO took over WCW? In the end, it turned out ok too."

"I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites."