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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"

"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"

"I just saw a tiny UFO putting crop circles in a black dude's cornrows."

"Dear public restrooms: A toilet paper dispenser should turn loosely. Nobody wants to wipe their ass with a handful of confetti."

"What do you call the people that always are around musicians? bass players."

"When you really have to pee and there's no bathroom in sight... Urine trouble."

"the rugby players without a referee weren't keeping up with the news they kept asking ""whose put-in?"""

"A man asks God... Man: ""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God: ""So you would love her."" Man: ""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God: ""So she would love you."""