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Joke of the Day
"A friend of mine is having her breasts enlarged. She's paying for it with her endowment fund."
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"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."
"I left work yesterday at 4:59 instead of 5:00 I was technically leaving early, but the difference was minute."
"My laziness is like the number 8. Once it lies down, it becomes infinite."
"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"
"Imagine a world without pizza. No, no, stop crying this was just pretend I'M SORRY TRY AND CONTROL YOURSELF I'M SORRY"
"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."
"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"
"How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber? Raisin' Bran."