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Joke of the Day

"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."

"What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet? A Puthy"

"He rose from mild mannered Social Studies teacher... To vicious kingpin of a criminal cupcake empire. Coming soon to AMC: ""BAKING BRAD"""

"What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert? He was forced to resort to excessive violins."

"Did you hear about the depressed man going on a cross country road trip? He's weeping the nation."

"So the trick to getting my Dog to swallow Semen.. ..is coming on a treat."

"A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad!"

"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"

"What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the zoo."

"Bruce Jenner winning woman of the year just proves that men are better than women at everything, including being a woman"