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Joke of the Day
"3 guys walk into a bar.... and the fourth guy ducks!"
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"What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp"
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"The Wife just asked if she looked OK in her new pants.. She did... But I paused to long,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please send an ambulance..."
"Black magic.... It doesn't work."
"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."
"What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave."
"The other day the lifeguard told me to stop peeing in the pool... I got such a fright I nearly fell in."
"Sharks are just dolphins who went to the military."
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."