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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the house that lesbians built? It's all tongue in groove."

"Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn? Fucking firemen."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"

"How do call an idiot that has an assault rifle pointed at you? Sir."

"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"

"Attack today with a positive attitude. Absolutely destroy it with good vibes. Murder its family with hope."

"What do you call a bat in a hurry? A racing club"

"Real House Wines."

"What's the difference between a frog? One leg's both the same."