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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
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"Independence Day was basically aliens blew shit up and then we gave them a copy of Windows and won the war."
"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"
"what's better than a dozen roses on a piano? tulips on an organ."
"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"
"Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church..... They all look at you with disgust, but deep down, you know they want some, too."