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Joke of the Day

"Girls who are easy on the eyes are usually hard on the balls and wallet."

"SEX RESULTS Sex shouldn't result in pregnancy. If we were perfect beings, sex would have two functions: for pleasure and to complicate friendships."

"What did the American guy say to the French guy at the urinal ""Hey, ur a peein'!"""

"I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things I think people need to know, NASA."

"My girlfriend just became a porn star She's gonna be pretty pissed when she finds out."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."

"[job interview] ""What's your biggest weakness?"" ""My honesty"" ""I don't think-"" ""I broke into ur house and made love to ur cat last night"""

"A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."

"where does honey come from? beez nuts"