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Joke of the Day

"*whispers to dog wearing a 'working dog, do not pet' vest* psst what time does your shift end?"

"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."

"The subject line starts ""Fwd: Re: Fwd: RE: RE: Re: "", so there's no way this isn't a complete waste of time."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""

"What's the difference between a microwave and anal? A microwave doesn't brown your meat. Courtesy of Chuck Palahnuik at his reading for 'Beautiful You' in Phoenix last night."

"What's the difference between windows 10 and a jehovah witness None, they just keep asking you to let them in"

"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"Someone called my call center today to tell a joke I don't think I've ever heard: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"How to sound Irish on St. Patrick's day Whale Oil Beef Hooked Now say it very fast"

"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"