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Joke of the Day
"I'm optimistic. My life is only half full of shit."
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"We're pregnant? Why stop there couples? Why not we're constipated? Or we're on our period? Or we're disgustingly phony in public together?"
"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."
"What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !"
"How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler"
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"Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?"
"Yo mama so fat She's a reddit admin"
"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."
"What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !"