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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"

"To all the single people this Valentines weekend Go fuck yourself ;-)"

"What do you call someone who is rude and has no corners? A circle-jerk."

"Be right back. -Godot"

"I think Samsung has messed up with my new phone's shipment. I had booked a Galaxy Note ''S7'', not C4."

"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."

"""The mood was somber plus it was a total sausage fest. The unlimited fish & loaves were a nice touch though.""-Yelp review of the Last Supper"

"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."

"What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky? A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous."