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Joke of the Day

"You never realize what have till its gone........ Toilet paper is a good example of this."

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"How do you dispose of a human body Wait this isn't Google"
"Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server."
"History Trivia: In many photographs of Hitler,a golden retriever wearing a Nazi uniform can be seen. This is notorious war criminal Herr Bud"
"its prettey gutsy that u call urself a salad, potato salad"
"I sleep with my clothes on and one eye open. Not because I'm scared, but my zipper is broken and I've had too much botox on one side."
"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."
"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"
"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."
"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"