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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !"
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"Q: What kind of guitar did the pool player own? A: A-cue-stick."
"Husband and AC Comparison Position of husband is like a split A.C. No matter how loud he is outside, but inside the house, he is designed to remain silent, cool & controlled by remote."
"I heard a guy complaining how expensive his wedding is costing him. Boy, he is gonna be real pist when he finds out how much his divorce is going to cost"
"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"
"How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench."
"My three year old just looked up at me and clear as day said, ""I'm sick of this shit."" And all I could do was nod because he is so right."
"I just got back from r/Synesthesia It tasted great!"
"What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war? Now you're just Stallin."
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Nein"