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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a circus? Go straight for the juggler"
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"So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra."
"Eli5 What is it like being six."
"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."
"What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds? Government bonds mature over time and earn money"
"Couple trolling A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says ""I love you"". The husband says ""Is that you or the wine talking?"". The wife replies ""It's me, talking to the wine""..."
"They say you are what you eat.. But I don't remember eating a PATHETIC FAILURE."
"Girls always tell me I'm a chick magnet... ...set to repel."
"I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of its owner's bigotry. Thank god every other corporation is run by kind, forward-thinking people!"
"What defies the law of gravity? Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up."