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Joke of the Day

"We're pregnant? Why stop there couples? Why not we're constipated? Or we're on our period? Or we're disgustingly phony in public together?"

"Q: How did the hermit pay for his home? A: Alone."

"Just got kicked out of Walmart for having a concealed belly button."

"How did the Hipster burn his tongue? He drank coffee before it was cool"

"What do you call a fat computer? Adele."

"A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism"

"I hate school and got caught skipping the other day... My principal said, ""Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."""

"A Roman walks into a bar... Holds up two fingers and asks for five drinks."

"When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen."

"What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy? [removed]"