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Joke of the Day
"How did they keep the pilot out of the cockpit? With an Allahu Lockbar."
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"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"
"Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall. 4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy."
"Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike"
"Why wouldn't Hannibal Lecter eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
"I was sitting on the toilet, constipated... The undropped turd asked me, ""Man, what did you eat?!"" ""A pound of cheese,"" I said. The turd said, ""You're shittin' me."" I said, ""I shit you not."""
"Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen Who's slower? Christopher Crawlen"
"Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job."
"What comes at the end of every Ray Rice joke? the punchline"
"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."