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Joke of the Day
"A man and a fortune teller make a compromise and reach a happy medium."
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"[Putting petrol in car] 19.95 19.96 19.97 [stops] [gently now] 19.98 [very gently] 19.99 [ok, once more] [deep breath] 37.83 GODDAMMIT"
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"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""