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"They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already."
"Why did the US citizen cross the road? To cross the border into Canada."
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
"Cleaning the Attic Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out! We don't want your type in here!''"
"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"
"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"
"My cat hasn't used the litter box in days. I have no idea where, or if, he's been pooping. I guess I have some shit to figure out."