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Joke of the Day

"My cat hasn't used the litter box in days. I have no idea where, or if, he's been pooping. I guess I have some shit to figure out."

"Hello! my name is Linus Q: What do you call a person who has lost all hope? ------------------------------------------------------------- A: Linus"

"Blondes.... Q: Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? A: They think their picture is being taken."

"For 30 minutes after my first cup if coffee I love everybody. If I could bottle that feeling we could fix the world."

"9/11 Called. They want their building back."

"I don't believe in ghosts. They're always lying to me."

"What is Robb Stark's least favorite band? The Fray"

"Nick Kroll and Amy Poehler are moving to France to start a family... They want a house full of French Krollers."

"difference between gun and....... what is difference between gun and lun ( dick ) gun is hot after the shart an lun (dick) is hot before the shart )>"

"I'm getting tired of having to write ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone."