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Joke of the Day
"I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive."
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"Figured this is an appropriate time to tell this. What is an Undertaker's favorite element? Barium."
"I don't know, guys. The whole ""play dead when a bear attacks"" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with..."
"A man and his wife were once in a very healthy marriage."
"Autocorrect is like that person who just graduated college and think they know everything."
"*writing resume* Strengths? I'm great at multitasking *explosion in kitchen* My popcorn! *car crashes through fence* I forgot I was driving!"
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"Sometimes when I'm down on life, I think to myself... ""At least I'm not addicted to crack."" And then I feel alot better about myself."
"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."
"Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*"