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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
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"Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people would have a chance to have sex."
"When playing ""Got your nose,"" make sure the victim is willing to play. Also, that you're not at a urinal. Also, that it's their nose."
"Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat."
"Newspapers The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours. In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive"
"Why did the black man cross the road? Because he saw the chicken cross the road and wanted to deep fry it."
"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"
"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: ""Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man."" ""How about that!"" he exclaimed. ""They've got three people buried in one grave."""
"What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear? FLAC jackets"