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Joke of the Day
"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""
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"So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?"
"Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He said ""Hey, kid. Can I sell ya some candy?"""
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's terrible."
"BEST ADVICE: Stick to One-Night-Stands, The biggest cause of marriage is dating."
"[sees ghost in my room] Ghost: don't be scared Me: I'm not Ghost [points to wet patch]: you're a little scared Me [nervously]: oh no a ghost"
"Wife: ""I'm going to bed, honey."" Husband: ""Okay, sweetheart. I'll go get you a tylenol."" Wife: ""But why? I don't have a headache."" Husband: ""Great! Let's fuck."""
"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."
"What did Jesus say at the last supper? You guys wanna take a picture? Ok come over to this side of the table."
"What's a polar bear? It's a Cartesian bear after a coördinate transform."