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Joke of the Day
"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"
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"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"
"What did the woman say when having intercourse with the square-shaped pasta food? ""That feels ravioli good!"""
"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"
"It's pretty amazing that I'm able to balance my two kids, my career as a doctor, and my pathological lying!!"
"""Hello, 912"" wait did u say 912? ""yup"" I meant to dial 911 ""happens all the time"" lol I'm such a goof ""haha right?"" my neighbor got stabbed"
"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Somewhere between 0 and infinity."
"No thank you, I don't need a coaster. I won't be putting my drink down."
"I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits"
"Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly."