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Joke of the Day
"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"
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"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Find out next time on *Dragonball Z!*"
"Are you looking arround ?"
"What is a Mexican's most favourite sport? Cross-country"
"So no one else is even mildly concerned that a bee is nutting hunny on our cheerios?"
"There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice."
"I recently got very addicted to skiing My doctor told me I'm going down a slippery slope"
"There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together... They're called velcrows."
"Last night, I was sitting next to a hot girl at the bar... ...and all I could think was, ""Don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection..."" But she did."