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"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"
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"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""
"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Just have the keybord player do it with their left hand."
"What do you call a really nice sex addict? Compassionate."
"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time..."
"I figured out how to invade Russia You destroy all of the vodka then they'll be to sober to shoot straight."
"I asked my waiter how long my pizza would be... his reply was, not very long."
"A blind man enters a fishmarket... ""Hello Ladies"""
"Me: You're kidnapping me? Where're we going? Can we feed my cats first? Is there a ransom? Cool van. My name- Him: Changed my mind. Get out."