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Joke of the Day

"So did you hear about the Angry composer? Apparently, he had a few scores to settle."

"What's the best campsite in the world? Auschwitz, received well over three million starts"

"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."

"Why are men like blenders? You need one but you're not quite sure why."

"Bill Cosby played running back at Temple University. They were a real sleeper this season finishing 10-3."

"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."

"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of theYear"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "

"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"