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Joke of the Day

"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."

"When Jesus saw those riled up Romans needless to say he was very cross."

"Why did the blonde stuff 98 berries in her mouth They were cramberries."

"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."

"My wife and i decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard..."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."

"""Doctor! Doctor! I think I may have Alzheimers!"" ""We had this discussion last week, Mr. Smith."""

"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."

"A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors."

"Apparently, Donald Trump is currently being treated for Electile dysfunction and premature congratulations. Isn't it Hillaryous!"