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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Elephino \_()_/ "
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"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke? Accidentally hit submit before you"
"Worst math joke I know. Two students sit in a geometry class. One says to the other ""I'm cold!"" The other says ""go sit in the corner."" ""Why?"" replies the first. ""Because its 90 degrees!"""
"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."
"If love at first sight was really a thing, I would've been married to Cheetara from Thundercats"
"You know guys, ironically, racism is alot like black people... Cuz it shouldn't exist!!!"
"I'm just typing some words in a box for you to look at."
"A quantum physicist gets pulled over. The police officer asks ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The quantum physicist responds ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""
"My coworker broke his second windshield today. I offered him my apple... ...because windows keep crashing on him."