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Joke of the Day
"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."
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"What type of rock is this Holmes? It's sedimentary my dear Watson!"
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"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"
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"POUR SOME HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON ME!!!!"
"Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers."
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seatbelt on"
"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."