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"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."
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"My girlfriend told me she was pregnant, so I started looking for some names... ...in the end I chose Juan Carlos and took the first flight to Spain."
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"THERAPIST: How does that make you feel? ME: ""Mphh mophh wampph."" T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch."
"What does autocorrect and women have in common? They both jump to concussion"
"Why do Ken and Barbie never have kids? Because Ken always comes in a different box"
"My wife walked out on me after I blew our life savings on a penis extension. She said she just couldn't take it any longer."
"Just got a joke after 2 weeks. Pavlov is sitting down reading a book. All of the sudden the phone rings and he says ""Fuck,I forgot to feed the dogs""."
"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"
"What do you name a dog with no legs? ""Cigarette"" because you take him out for a drag."