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Joke of the Day
"What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!"
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"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."
"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."
"Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?"
"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."
"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."
"*posts Social Security number on social media* *hopes someone steals his identity and pays off his mortgage*"
"Skinny girls think they're fat, fat girls think they're obese. Obese girls...... think they can wear yoga pants"
"Where do dogs shop for groceries? Wagmans."
"What's gay and has no balls? A lesbian."