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Joke of the Day
"Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison? He ran out of little boys"
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"If you are what you eat... I can see why some men are assholes and some women are dicks."
"I think my husband is psychic! ""Honey, what do you think of this outfit?"" {from other room} ""You look great!"""
"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."
"Don't you hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone will kill you in the shower."
"My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn't go on dates with her patients... ...but she saw something in me."
"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"
"Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic"
"Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P"
"How much does a dead elephant weigh? A skele**ton**."