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Joke of the Day

"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""

"What's the difference between a woman and a toilet? The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it."

"If it wasn't for the internet, I would think ""12 Years A Slave"" was a movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage."

"How does a train eat? They Chew-Chew."

"How long does it take for a black woman to poop? Nine months."

"A guy goes to his doctor. The doctor says to him, ""You need to stop masturbating"". The patient says ""What? Why?"". The doctor replies ""So I can examine you"""

"I went to my doctor without any money and begged If you fix this diarrhea I'll do you a solid."

"Someone asked me when the narwhal bacons... ...my response was: ""huh?"""

"Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

"Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly he can't read!"""