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Joke of the Day
"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."
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"I came into this subreddit expecting jokes about soap. I am mildly disappointed."
"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"A guy walks into a bar... And says, ""Ow."""
"Jesus Christ! I forgot to buy dog food last night and now my dogs are playing a Sarah McLachlan album and googling humane society."
"""If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything."" Bill Cosby"
"A joke my grandpa told me... Men start their life from between a woman's thighs, and they spend the rest of their life trying to get back... Talk about home sickness..."
"I think it's sweet that teens text ""U up?"" really late at night to check that their friends are getting to bed at a reasonable hour"
"Optimus Prime runs on AC current He's a transformer"