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Joke of the Day
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
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"The doctor told the couple to eat lemons before sex to avoid pregnancy. ........But there was a mis-conception."
"If Kung Fu Panda taught me anything, it's that obese people can be accepted...so long as they know kung fu."