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Joke of the Day
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
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"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"A hole was found in the wall of a nudist camp. The police are looking into it."
"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."
"A blonde women just found out some frightening statistics... She was just informed that over 90% of car accidents happen within 10 miles of the persons house. So she moved."
"Tell me I'm beautiful ""You're beautiful"" Tell me I'm a genius ""You're a genius"" Tell m- ""Just give me the toilet paper, please"""
"Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists... They did unspeakable things to her."
"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"Donald Trump comes from the future There will be hell toupee"
"What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A lick-her cabinet"