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Joke of the Day

"The new fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"Do you remember when your grandma was younger? Neither does she."

"People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him."

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."

"I have a stepladder. I never knew my real ladder."

"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"

"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."

"If I worked in a restaurant.... on Valentines Day I'd put a fake engagement ring in every girl's drink."

"I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan... probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?"

"Dinner with Mom: Are these real people you're talking about or are they from the internet?"