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Joke of the Day
"If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?"
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"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."
"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"
"[kisses daughter goodnight] Sleep tight. ""Daddy, where do babies come from?"" Amazon. ""Why's it take 9 months?"" Shipping. Go to sleep."
"You'll NEVER guess who I came across the other day... your MOM!"
"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"
"Sex ed in Texas"
"In the style of Mitch Hedberg. I don't like fish eggs on my sushi... ...because I'm against abortion"
"I can't believe you ""accidentally"" let it slip into her butt! Dick move, asshole."
"""911"" you gotta help, my wife is in labour in the backseat ""how far apart are the contractions?"" about 2 miles but I'm driving pretty fast"