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Joke of the Day
"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"
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"Kanye West gets a bad rap... And then he makes it even worse."
"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"
"What does 9/11 and cancer have in common? They were both inside Jobs"
"My wife said, ""You always blame everyone else when things go wrong"" I said..""And whose fault is that?"""
"I call my kettle Jim Carey, because it brews-all-my-tea."
"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."
"I got a pay rise in my job. At the end of the day, I went to the pub and bought a drink for everyone there. I like to be generous, even if they did feel a bit weird sharing the same pint."
"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"
"I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl."