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Joke of the Day

"The Titanic was recently visited by a diving crew with a robot submarine. What they found out was completely amazing. Even after 100 years of being sunk, all the pools are still full."

"*Gets arrested for making prank phone calls [At Police Station] ""You can make one phone call"" *Dials random # ""Is your fridge running?"""

"So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call? His de-fence attorney!"

"Excuse me sir, where do you keep the ""Whoomp""? Oh, there it is."

"What's the difference between and epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other, well..."

"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"

"Christmas is over, all of the guests have gone home. NO PANTS."

"What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW? ... I don't have a new BMW in my garage."

"you can pretend to be a tortured artist for like ages before people check if you really do art or not"

"What do you call a crime-solving blender. Deducer"