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Joke of the Day

"You can tell which side of your pillow is the cool side because it's the one smoking a cigarette."

"Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E."

"YOLO You Only Love Owls."

"Friends are a lot like trees... They fall down when hit multiple times with an axe."

"What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? ""Holy smoke!"""

"Police inspectors on British mystery shows always seem to know the murder victim. Moral: do not befriend any British police inspectors."

"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"

"My neighbors thought the tombstones in my yard were festive until they saw their pets' names scrawled on them."

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"