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Joke of the Day

"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"

"If I had a dollar for every time I said a racist comment, I would have 0 dollars Because some black guy would have robbed me"

"Do you wanna get raped? person: No me: Well that's why its called rape not sexual intercourse"

"I am so sorry to hear about your grandma... I know what you're going through my phone dies all the time."

"I left my adderall in my Ford Fiesta. Now it's a Ford Focus."

"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."

"Guy getting on elevator in my office building.."" Going Down?"" Me: ""No, but I've got time for a hug"""

"The light at the end of the tunnel are the front lights of a train."

"Girl, are you pi? 'Cause you are long and sweet."

"An iPhone user walks into... [x-post r/funny] a bar, a hotel, a field. He's not too sure"