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Joke of the Day
"(Describing Guy Fieri to sketch artist): Literally a flaming hot cheeto"
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"I hope Kim and Kanye surprise everyone and name this next kid something like Bill or Jen"
"How do you make Holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"In grade 5 during biology my teacher asked me ""what is in cells?"" I answered my Uncle Eric and Dad and she made me go home."
"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."
"My GF left me because she said I lied about stupid things. I was so upset I ate a car park :("
"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."
"Hey, girl at the gym that keeps moving to the opposite corner every time I get on the machine next to you, yes, I feel the chemistry too."
"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted"
"Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java."