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Joke of the Day
"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"
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"Person: you only live once Me: that is the best news I've heard all day"
"ME: Um, I specifically requested Mary. BLOODY CARLA: Listen, do you want your eyes clawed out or not?"
"What is a rocket's favorite meal? Launch! Another one from my 9 year old."
"They say there are plenty of fish in the sea But until I catch one, I'm stuck here waiting holding my rod."
"Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"
"What's the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They're both fine assets!"
"I baked my girlfriend something for Valentine's Day It was a creampie"
"Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup? Anyone can mash potatoes!"