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Joke of the Day

"Wheelchair athletes have just been banned from the Paralympics They tested positive for WD40"

"There's an app for everything today except premature ejaculation but I hear that it's coming soon"

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Orange jews."

"Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food? Because it just makes me falafel."

"I'll be celebrating my birthday the traditional way, by barging naked into a room full of strangers and crying."

"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"

"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."

"Him: Yah, I like my meat rare Me: Rare? Like, unicorn you mean? Him: ...... Me: Our mom's are friends, you have to finish the date"

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's out and is looking for you!"

"Why dont sharks ... Why don't sharks eat black people? They think it's whale shit"