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Joke of the Day

"I always thought, hey, at least air is free ...until I bought a bag of chips."

"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"

"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."

"What book does ISIS use to enhance their sex life? Camel Sutra"

"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common? They have to smell it but they can't taste it!"

"I think between the two of them, Kim & Kanye had enough money for a box of condoms."

"One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. ""But why do we have to hurry?"" said one. ""Can you read you nut! It says Tear along the dotted line'""."

"Why can't gingers run? Because they have no soles"

"What do Mexicans use to slice pizza? Little Caesers"