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Joke of the Day

"Language is cool because it's just a bunch of sounds, but put them in the right order & you can make someone cry or you can order tacos."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river? Quatro-cinco"

"So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8"

"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"Two blondes stood on a riverbank across one another... One blonde yells out, ""How do I get to the other side?"" The other blonde replies, ""You ARE on the other side!"""

"Teachers call it ""Going to the bathroom"". We call it ""I'm bored, I'm gonna go wander around school."""

"What's In Hitlers Nose? Snotzies"

"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"

"To those who are sad because nobody loves them at Valentine's Day, worry not... ...nobody loves you on any of the other days of the year either."