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Joke of the Day

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."

"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down."

"Did you hear about the proctologists collectible Corvettes? He wrecked em'."

"You're not able to watch porn on the iPhone7.. Yeah, they took the jack off."

"What do you call a prehistoric humanoid who likes to take his time? A meander-thal!"

"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."