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Joke of the Day
"So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8"
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"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."
"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"
"Entered a competition with 10 of my best puns thinking at least one would win.... No pun in ten did. Sorry if thats been said. It's just my favorite pun and I thought I'd share it."
"My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open. I think Tennis enough."
"Pizza is like sex... Its better with the boys"
"What do Muslims do before a jager bomb? Press the button"
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!"