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Joke of the Day
"What's In Hitlers Nose? Snotzies"
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"A little bit of ash falls on Hitler's shoulder. He sweeps it off and says ""Fuck off Jew"""
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"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."
"What's black and smells like Shiraz? Tyrone Lannister"
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