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Joke of the Day
"What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground, apart from the eagle."
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"Texting wasn't always easy. In my day, you had to work for it. You had to want it. You need an S? You better click that 7 button FOUR TIMES."
"Did you hear about that psychic dwarf that escaped from prison? They're a small medium at large"
"What do you call a mad lunch? Hater-tots"
"As soon as you see the cop approaching, throw the bag of weed in his hands and do a citizen's arrest."
"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."
"Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said ""easy come, easy go"" so I just ran with it.."
"What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying? ""I still find you dashing"""
"What is your favorite ""My dick is so big.."" joke? Mine is, ""My dick is so big that, at the movie theater, popcorn comes in small, medium, large and my dick."""
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back."