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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."
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"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."
"I shot someone with a starting gun. I've been charged with race crimes"
"ME to BF: ""We need to talk about the future."" BF: ""what about it,you wanna talk about flying cars and robots and stuff?"""
"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."
"Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys."
"Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen."
"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"
"just putting the facts out there 2 educate. personally know a guy who tried pot one time and he was mauled to death by a bear years later"
"I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone."