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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"

"What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? Wet noses"

"*Picking up my kid from school in 20 years* Me: Yo shawty leggo. Kid: Please no. Me: Stop hating YOLO. Kid: You're embarrassing. Me: Swag."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... ..."

"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"

"I came here to write jokes and waste your time But I'm out of jokes, so I'll just waste your time"

"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."

"Yo mama's so ugly... Scorpion yelled ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"Guantanamo Bae"