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Joke of the Day
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
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"""Stop peopling around"" - horses?"
"An authoritarian was caught speeding the other day. When asked why he was going so fast he said he, ""put his foot down."""
"Why do elephants wear green shoes? So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?"
"Hoping to get a 4k tv after Christmas. Making my new years resolution 3840 x 2160."
"What is Yellow and Red? That is *the* ultimate question."
"The second grader was in bed with a cold and high temperature. 'How high is it Doctor?' she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record?'"
"I want to write ""I miss you"" on a rock and throw it at your face so that you'll know how much it hurts to miss you."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
"How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day."